One time, Dick Cheney stabbed a delivery boy just for forgetting his egg rolls.
Dick Cheney has died 3 times already. Each time he dies, Donald Rumsfeld performs an obscure pagan ritual on him that brings him back to life. And each time, Cheney's hunger for the flesh of the living becomes more and more unquenchable.
If Dick Cheney wanted, he could rid the World of the AIDS virus using his dark powers. However, why would Dick Cheney destroy one of his greatest creations?
Dick Cheney masturbates with dead babies and live puppies. You figure it out.
Dick Cheney's body long ago deteriorated. He's now made up of assorted migrant workers.
Dick Cheney decided to create an agent of pure evil. So he ripped out one of his ribs, and for 6 days unleashed an unholy wave of rancid piss and shit on the rib. On the 7th day he rested and a great darkness rose from the great pile of piss, shit and rib. This is the story of the creation... of Karl Rove.
Dick Cheney uses his left hand instead of toilet paper and eats candy bars with the wrappers still on.
Dick Cheney can survive solely on soap suds and courage, and has been living in your plumbing system for going on six weeks.
Dick Cheney ate the worm, and the bottle, too.
Dick Cheney still doesn't understand what all the fuss is about.
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