I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house - Zsa Zsa Gabor
I think--therefore I'm single - Lizz Winstead
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde - Dolly Parton
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun - Katharine Hepburn
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with - Anon
Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels - Faith Whittlesey
Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better than not to think at all - Hypatia of Alexandria
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country - Elayne Boosler
Women are like teabags, you never know how strong they are until you put them in hot water - Nancy Reagan
I don't really care if I'm strange, I ain't gonna change - Joan Jett
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