"Some people grow up and some just grow older." ~Darkwing Duck
"I'm going insane and I'm taking you with me." ~Rebecca Cunningham
"My dad said 'Go to my room', but he didn't say 'Stay'." ~Gosalyn Mallard
"My door is always open, sometimes." ~Don Karnage
"We never walked on the moon, Elvis ain't dead. You ain't goin' crazy, it's all in your head." ~"It's All in Your Head" by Tony Martin, Van Stephenson, and Reese Wilson
"Remember kids, the world is not your friend." ~Safety Sammie
"They called me crazy. They called me insane. They called me LOONEY! Boy, were they right." ~Megavolt
"Noh. N-O-H." ~Mike Nelson (say this one out loud some day when you have company)
"Never trust the quiet ones. They'll go bonkers and hole up in the principal's office." ~Helga G. Pataki
"The world needs stupid people. They're like society's glue. You know, stupid glue." ~Cat