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GREAT "MAMA JOKES": Yo Mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! If my dog was as ulgy as yo mama's face, I'd shave it's butt and make it walk backwards. Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." Yo mama so ulgy that when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning! Yo mama so stupid she got locked out of her convertible car! (written by Sadie Wood and Casey Driver) yo mama just like a big mac full of fat and only worth a buck