How do deer know to cross at those little yellow signs?
Why do hotdogs come 10 to pack and the buns come 8 to a pack?
What's another word for 'thesaraus'? And where would you look it up without using one?
If you're flying down the highway, and your wings fall off your boat how many pancakes can you stack on top of a green doghouse?
If Train A leaves San Francisco at 8:30am EST travelling 25mph and Train B leaves Chicago at 1:30pm MST travelling at 40mph, and they're 3000 miles apart when they start, what is the capitol of Bulgaria?
How mad would a wood chuck get if a big neon pink Koala bear named Ishtar ran into the woods and chucked all the wood before the woodchuck could?
If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?
Why can't DOS ever say "Excellent command or filename"?
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