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You drink too much coffee if:
  1. Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.

  2. You ski uphill.

  3. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

  4. You speed walk in your sleep.

  5. You have a bumper sticker that says: "Coffee drinkers are good in the sack."

  6. You answer the door before people knock.

  7. You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

  8. You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.

  9. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

  10. You sleep with your eyes open.