If at first you don't succeed, skydiving may not be for you.
Can't keep my eyes from the circling sky.-Pink Floyd
If the main doesn't open-pull your reserve. If the reserve doesn't open-walk into the light!
But if you go in, isn't the helmet wearing you?-Whuffo
base- adj.; 1. a low and vulgar act.- Dictionary
It's better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool.-The Marlboro Man
...Then, get your winds aloft forecast from "800-Dial-A-Lie"
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
That'll be 150 dollars today, and half your paycheck for the rest of your life.