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Jokes: Mama joke: Your mama is so fat when she tripped in the stadium they thought the blimp crashed! There were three men, the first men had heard a story that if you jump off the "wishing cliff" it would grant you, you'r wish, but you must call it as you fall down. The first man jumped off the "wishing cliff" and shouted out a car, when he was at the bottom he landed on top of his car that he wished. The second man jumped off the wishing cliff and shouted a boat, when he was at the bottom etc... he landed into the boat he wished for. Now, the third guy accidentally tripped off and was like mad so he shouted "SHIT" and then of course.... he landed in a pile of shit. - Clarence Your momma's so fat when God said, "Let there be light" Moses had to tell her to move out of the way. You might be a redneck if: -You have a home that is mobile and 16 cars that are not. -Your dog rides in the car more than you do. -If your dog farts and you claim it. -If you have to move a transmission so your wife can take a bath. Your mommas so fat that whenever she wears a red shirt children shout, "Hey Koolaid!" Your mommas so old that she sat behind Moses in the 3rd grade. Your mommas so ugly that the docter slapped your parents when you were born. Your mommas so dumb that when a T.V. salesman asked her if she would like a color T.V. she asked, "What color?"