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  1. "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

  2. "You'll never soar with the eagles if you hang out with the turkeys."

  3. "Ice cream has no bones."

  4. "Frogs have no bellybuttons."

  5. "Q:If an indian drives a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes can you fit in a barn?. A:Snakes have no armpits."

  6. "Turtles like to be saved."

  7. "Not all men are annoying... some are DEAD!"

  8. "The ten commandments are NOT multiple choice."

  9. "I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!"

  10. "Don't worry about what other people think... they don't do it very often."