Frisbeetarianism, n.:The belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
God is real, unless declared integer.
God is love Love is blind Ray Charles is blind Therefore, Ray Charles is God
Hindu speaking to a "Born again" christian: "Of course I am born again. And again and again and again."
A preacher's wife proofread his Sunday sermon and wrote next to one paragraph: "Weak point--shout loud".
If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
"Never join a religion that has a water slide."
"...but when you come to Heritage USA, remember to bring your Bible and your VISA card - because the Bible is the Holy Truth, and God doesn't take American Express."
At a recent PTL convention, the hotel reported that over 80% of the conventionites watched at least one x-rated movie on the hotel's ppv cable...
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