Hey, I didn't wake up with a hippo. Thats complete and utter lies! She was more of a water buffalo. $
Dear Triple, I just want to say that I took have been the victim of the 'Hippo Fairy' and since then I have turned gay in order to avoid her! Come on the fags!!!
You only use the Hippo Fairy as a cover up story for not wanting women. You only want to see the Triple D in tights again.