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Words of Wisdom:
  1. You can't make ice cream out of shit.

  2. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

  3. Once, I was a little bird.

  4. Wow.

  5. WINDSHIELD!!

  6. Hooray for Pirates! Stupid Vikings!

  7. Go Squirrels! Stupid penguins...

  8. If anything bad happens, you can blame it on someone whose name starts with a J.

  9. Yeah, like, I was totally there, you know?

  10. Birds of a feather flock together.