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Brain Fountain::
  1. Yo, Moses, leave the mosquitos next time.

  2. Jesus was my copilot, but then we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.

  3. Thank God I'm agnostic.

  4. I'd give my right arm to be ambidexterous.

  5. And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

  6. The time will come when you see we're all one, and life flows on within you and without you.

  7. Roll up for the Magical Mystery Tour, step right this way!

  8. Wish I were an english muffin, 'bout to make the most out of a toaster.

  9. I prefer Boysenberry more than any ordinary jam. I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan.

  10. Alas, I am not the Pope.