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Match CNR's Response: 1. The Galloping Gourmet is putting on a TV show opposite Monday Night Football, it’s called Monday Night _______ball. 2. At Leo’s Diner, the Soup has so much hair in it, before Leo serves it, he _______ it. 3. Murray is a human musical instrument; he makes music by blowing his ______. 4. 102 year old Mr. Periwinkle said “Boy did I have a terrible day, some guy tried to hijack my _____ to Cuba.” 5. The army just drafted Ugly Edna; they use her face as a ______. 6. What do Dean Martin and a prune have in common? The answer, they are both ______. 7. Jimmy Carter said “My advisors tell me I made a big mistake with Cuba, Castro wanted a Goodwill Ambassador and I sent over ______.” 8. The Godfather said “When I was a kid I had a water gun, but I didn’t fill it with water, instead I used ______.” 9. Farmer Brown said “I never should have hired that midget farm hand, he is so short, he has to stand on his tiptoes to _______.” 10. Judy said “My boyfriend, he’s really weird, he’s so weird he even parts the hair on his _______.”