Toby: There's literally no one in the world that I don't hate right now.
Josh: Prudent or not, once the scythe comes out, I'm probably going to haul ass.
Sam: No, honestly, I am dumb. Most of the time I'm playing smart.
Toby: They give us two regular bears, a bucket of black paint, a bucket of white paint, bam bam next case.
Josh: Hi, Senator. Why don't you take your legislative agenda and shove it up your ass?
Bartlet: Now, I am an educated man, Charlie, but when somebody tries to explain cricket to me, all I want to do is hit them in the head with a teapot!
Josh: Let me tell you something, mi compadre. You guys have been coddled. I'm not your girlfriend, I'm not your camp counselor, and I'm not your 6th grade teacher you had a crush on. I'm a graduate of Harvard and Yale, and I believe that my powers of debate can rise to meet the Socratic wonder that is the White House press corps.
Josh:I drink from the keg of glory, Donna. Bring me the finest bagels and muffins in all the land.
C.J.: Josh. Josh: What the hell happened? C.J.: I had root canal. Josh: What happened to your cheeks? C.J.: I had root canal. Josh: Why are you talking like that? C.J.: I had root canal! Josh: Yeah, I heard you the first time. I was just amusing myself. C.J.: I can suggest some other things you can do with yourself. Josh: Are you in pain? C.J.: I had root canal! Josh: You're going to have to stop saying that because you just look and sound so ridiculous
Leo: Do you wanna mock people or let me talk to Toby? Josh: I wanna mock people!
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